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25

May

(Source: clock510)

hellajeffs:

criss-llama-colfer:

the biggest plot twist of your childhood.

No aspect of Cronk could have forseen it
The evil and good in him are equally distraught
Where is his God now 

hellajeffs:

criss-llama-colfer:

the biggest plot twist of your childhood.

No aspect of Cronk could have forseen it

The evil and good in him are equally distraught

Where is his God now 

(Source: occupiedmuslim)

24

May

coldplaymania:

Those Coldplay Things
→ Jonny Buckland’s “Best Story Ever” [x]

(Source: bori-cha)

Best of Gordon Ramsay - Hell’s Kitchen S10E08

(Source: jamesbadgedale)

feminismisprettycool:

sonofbaldwin:

christel-thoughts:

ghdos:

sandandglass:

Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in the last gif. 

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

Today, I wore pajamas and a sheet at school because I’m 3000% done with the semester

nonymoose:

forevermisslady:

bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:

nonymoose:

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oh my god

Sherlock?

YES!

I was walking down a crowded hallway with my friend and she accidentally stepped on my sheet and I froze and said, “Get. Off. My. Sheet!“ 

Nobody laughed. Except me.

robertstarkjr:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

that awkward moment when the moonwalking kid grew up to be this guy

robertstarkjr:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

that awkward moment when the moonwalking kid grew up to be this guy

“You’re so bad in bed, Sherlock Season 3 will probably come before I do”

bbcsherlockftw:

smiles-and-smirks:

mycroft-is-his-division:

captaintimber:

benedicia:

third-star-til-the-morning:

vampiricangel:

magentablimp:

strangersatthemall:

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I will just sit here and pray I won’t need to say it to anyone…

I laughed waaay too hard.

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Oh my GOD

(Source: sherlover)

221cbakerstreet:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

IT GOT SO BIG

221cbakerstreet:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

IT GOT SO BIG